I am completely bereft of any ideas, flavors or colors, having been beaten to a intellectual pulp.
Henceforth, I'm thing outside of the fridge.
Boy-Howdy.
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Shaky Constructs of Questionable Import and Dubious Utility.
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I think I know her.....?
Something tells me you're not alone, Pile....
Ever the Girl Scout, Tiffany always came prepared with her own bottle opener(s).
Light beer...heavy silicone.
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Oh, wait! That beer's not empty yet! What are you doing, trying to fool me?
Tell me again why beer and milk don't mix?
"Busch Beer. Head for the Mountains...
where it never happens to spd:)
Heidi loved her Coors Light. It seemed like the right beer now, but then, tragedy struck.
Pulled in by a ferocious rip-tide, Heidi floated the Atlantic for days before being discovered. Initially mistaken for a Coast Guard buoy, she was finally rescued when local fishermen mistook her belly-button ring for lost tackle.
"I'm so gratefully", exclaimed Heidi. "I'm sure I could have stayed afloat for a while, matter of fact I was out there for DAZE! It was so crazy! But I'm so happy that I've been rescused."
The men credited with the rescue of Heidi were Capt. S. P. Morgan and his 1st mate, Tyler Daniel Bowl.
"We finally came across land in the vast ocean, yar", Said Capt. Morgan. Only to find this mountainous paradise was, Heidi!"
"Land Ho", let's board her!" Yelled T.D. Bowl.
Make me stop. This is not a caption and can only go even further downhill from here.
I promised to be good
I promised to be good
Pooke wins!
Dear Penthouse....
And I can also be used as a floatation device.
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