Ladies and Gentlemen, it's official. According to a new Scripps Howeard/ Ohio University Poll, one third of the adult population in America believes that little green men are coming to eat their brains and drain their precious bodily fluids.There's no other explanation.
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Not to be partisan,....well to be completely partisan that is also about the same percentage of party line only Democrats.
Okay, to be fair, I am sure a small percentage of those are right wing kookburgers.
But either way, as you walk down the street one in three people you pass is a total whack job.
Polls?! The only ones I believe in are North and South.
(Oh, wait!)
But seriously, Pile On® is right...
No. Poles.
Wait. Back away slowly. Not going to go there. In any event, I can't because the aliens ate my brain a long time ago. Now I'm just angry at the federal gubment.
There's a joke in there somewhere but I'm too tired to tease it out.
Cassandra:
Poles? My girlfriend's one o' those...and that's no joke.
I dismembered, camo :p Very good.
A little triple entendre with a back flip thrown in for good measure. I am never too tired for that.
That's forking nuts.
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