Probably our policy toward this guy needs to be both carrot and stick. Now, it should not be a unilateral approach, but we should build a broad coalition of nations who can all negotiate their many carrots and many sticks into his ass.
Some day soon, they will grow and build a bigger carrot, and it will be the biggest carrot ever. It had to be done, they will say. And it will be tied to a stick, and of course, the stick will be bigger than any stick before. And what will they do with such a giant carrot and stick? Can they be trusted with such a thing? Can the UN Security Council address the problems inherent in having such a large carrot and such a large stick in the nads of untrustworthy men? Does the carrot need to be pre-emptively up-rooted (do we need a bigger rabbit?), and the stick broken, before it is used against us? Can we wait? Perilous times, indeed.
Well, if they were up your ass you'd know.
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Some say we have to offer these asshats a carrot up the ass, others say it must be a stick.
I dunno.
I just don't know.
Just so long as we don't hurt anybody's feelings.
¡Pinche puñeta pendejo!
(Y muy feo, también...)
I just spit coffee all over the place.
Bully. i'm not even awake yet.
Probably our policy toward this guy needs to be both carrot and stick. Now, it should not be a unilateral approach, but we should build a broad coalition of nations who can all negotiate their many carrots and many sticks into his ass.
Some day soon, they will grow and build a bigger carrot, and it will be the biggest carrot ever. It had to be done, they will say.
And it will be tied to a stick, and of course, the stick will be bigger than any stick before.
And what will they do with such a giant carrot and stick? Can they be trusted with such a thing? Can the UN Security Council address the problems inherent in having such a large carrot and such a large stick in the nads of untrustworthy men?
Does the carrot need to be pre-emptively up-rooted (do we need a bigger rabbit?), and the stick broken, before it is used against us? Can we wait?
Perilous times, indeed.
-Don Brouhaha
Screw the carrot, flypaper will do. What a maroon.
Well, what about the Corned Beef Brisquet, eh?
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