Thanks to Al Gore, the internet is a wonderful resource for helpful information that assists us in living life to the fullest.For example, if you are like me, you have probably long been wondering "Well, how exactly do I stuff a dead mouse? My daughter sooooo wants one atop her wedding cake one day."
Wonder no more, my friends. The internet has all the answers.
(Stop looking at me like that, Wally.)
Next week: The art of goat massage.
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There are no words for such a momentous occasion.
Mock rodent taxidermy all you will. Uncle Skoot rocked a squirrel, which for some really odd reason decorated our piano throughout my childhood years. My younger brother would adopt this stuffed vermin and named him "skunky", which he was, but he was loved. That was all that mattered.
Stuffed vermin makes for happy childhoods. Or a very early introduction to scientific research.
The only good varmint is a dead varmint; I nearly nailed a raccoon with my Harley this AM...better luck next time.
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