Of course I'll respect you. Yeah, and call you later. Darn, I forgot to get gas. Yeah, it's a hybrid. I forgot to charge it, too, OK. Oh forget it. Just drink this - uh - juice. Yeah, it's juice.
If I wanted a friend, I'd of joined the Boy Scouts. I love you honey. Really. Don't you love me back. We should show each other. I'll be gentle. I promise.
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Sounds like the kind of advice I give other people, but never take myself (IOW, the best kind)
Wonderful picture! Thanks for making me smile. :)
I'm a sailor, myself...
Made me smile too, Cass.
And I bet she doesn't get seasick in bass boats, either.
When has any man EVER been able to "put one over" on a woman?
Ask your daughters that question, and I bet you'll get an earful....
Go ahead. I dare you:)
Of course I'll respect you. Yeah, and call you later. Darn, I forgot to get gas. Yeah, it's a hybrid. I forgot to charge it, too, OK. Oh forget it. Just drink this - uh - juice. Yeah, it's juice.
Let's talk about it later.
If I wanted a friend, I'd of joined the Boy Scouts. I love you honey. Really. Don't you love me back. We should show each other. I'll be gentle. I promise.
This reminds me of an old joke...
How do women change as they grow older?
At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!
At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
Or a fairly built 401K, stock options, assets worth half a mil and a good insurance policy...
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