Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Puttin' On The Dog

You gotta stomp, whistle and scream
You gotta wake right up in your dreams
You gotta jump, wheel and drive
Keep that feeling alive

You gotta kick, holler and shout
I'm gonna tell you what it's all about
You gotta tell me that you love me
Tell me that you're mine

We're putting on the dog tonight
We're putting on the dog tonight
We'll be p...putting on the dog tonight
Putting on, putting on the dog tonight
We'll be putting on the dog tonight
We'll be putting on the dog tonight
Putting on the dog
Putting on the dog

-Tom Waits

Hi folks! It's me, Fenway, the Official Black Dog of the Virginia Chapter of Insane Red Sox Fans. I was born back in April, just about the time the first pitch was thrown out on this glorious season. The first thing my owner did was hang a Red Sox collar around my neck and name me after a hot dog. I repaid the favor by chewing the visor off of his favorite Boston cap. Yeah, I'm Red Sox inside and out. When you think about it, for almost my entire life the Red Sox have led the league. Am I a lucky dog or what?

And unlike some other people my owner knows, I've ALWAYS been a Red Sox fan.





LET'S GO RED SOX!!!


LET'S GO RED SOX!!!


LET'S GO RED SOX!!!

16 comments:

portia said...

And here I thought this was as low as he would stoop.

When you think about it, for almost my entire life the Red Sox have lead the league.... I knew neither of you could make it through the post-season without gloating:)

Cassandra said...

Dear Lord. What are you feeding that dog... radioactive kibble?

spd rdr said...

He's going to be a big boy. Six months old and already 60 pounds. But he's still just a dumb puppy.

portia said...

Rule of thumb is that you double a dog's weight at 6 months to determine his weight when full grown. Gulp.

Bottom of the 8th. 13-1 Red Sox. Yawn. I'm going to bed. Don't forget to feed the dog. Again:)

camojack said...

To get me through baseball without "losing it", I think about sex.

spd rdr said...

13-1 in the opening game of the World Series IS sex.

portia said...

I'm with you spd as long as you don't say it's better than sex (nothwithstanding numbers 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, and 9....)

portia said...

Let's try that once more--

I'm with you spd as long as you don't say it's better than sex (nothwithstanding numbers 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, and 9....)

portia said...

I give up....

http://www.baseball-almanac.com/humor6.shtml

Cassandra said...

No comment :)

Cassandra said...

60 pounds!!!!

[thud]

spd rdr said...

Yeah. A puppy of Oprah proportions. Sleek and powerful, but with less pretension. He likes slippers.

Cassandra said...

He likes slippers

You can accuse someone with a face like that of going after your slippers???

Surely, sir, you are mistaken :p

KJ said...

Looks like he is wearing Black Sox. I'd watch his internet use. Lots of gambling sites nowardays.

Drive By Pointer said...

He was AGAINST the Socks before he was FOR the socks, but if I can FETCH your socks, I'll be above the game!

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