Saturday, October 20, 2007

My Momma Mae West Said


Good advice. That.

(Posted by Portia)


Cassandra said...

Sounds like the kind of advice I give other people, but never take myself (IOW, the best kind)

Wonderful picture! Thanks for making me smile. :)

camojack said...

I'm a sailor, myself...

portia said...

Made me smile too, Cass.

And I bet she doesn't get seasick in bass boats, either.

spd rdr said...

When has any man EVER been able to "put one over" on a woman?

portia said...

Ask your daughters that question, and I bet you'll get an earful....

Go ahead. I dare you:)

I would never lie to you, honest. said...

Of course I'll respect you. Yeah, and call you later. Darn, I forgot to get gas. Yeah, it's a hybrid. I forgot to charge it, too, OK. Oh forget it. Just drink this - uh - juice. Yeah, it's juice.

We're just friends said...

Let's talk about it later.

I would never lie to you, honest said...

If I wanted a friend, I'd of joined the Boy Scouts. I love you honey. Really. Don't you love me back. We should show each other. I'll be gentle. I promise.

Cassandra said...

This reminds me of an old joke...

How do women change as they grow older?

At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

Pooke said...

Or a fairly built 401K, stock options, assets worth half a mil and a good insurance policy...