Now, don't forget your sunscreen! Ha ha.
let's check in now with our Richmond Storm Team. How's the weather down there, Juan?
Well, it looks to me like the drought is over. What does it look like to you, you stupid twit? Liquid sunshine? And why the f*ck do I always get the lousy assignments anyway? How come it's always me that has to stand around in the f*cking floods? "Look at how deep the water is folks, it's almost over the tops of my boots!" Morons. You want to know the what the f*cking weather is ? Get off your lazy ass an GO OUTSIDE!
We appear to be having technical difficulties with Juan's connection.