I never do contests, mainly because I always win. But this, this... monstrosity just begs for some snappy wit and abuse.
I can't thank Cassandra enough for providing what is most assuredly a sign that The Apocalypse is upon us.
What should Uncle Teddy's next children's book be titled?
How about: "Splish, Splash, I was Taking a Drive?"
Now its your turn. The best entry gets a copy of Teddy's book. Ha!