Monday, June 05, 2006

Get The Net

By now it is common knowledge that George Bush was acting under the mind control of an evil Cheney cyborg when he ordered his clone troops to fly jetliners into the World Trade Center so that Haliburton could pick up the real estate for its new world domination headquarters for pennies on the dollar. It's all been thoroughly documented.

What's less known is how the Shadow Government's 9/11 attack relates back to Teddy Roosevelt's sinking of the U.S.S. Maine in Havana in 1898, but that mystery too is quietly being revealed at gatherings such as the one I attended this weekend in Chicago.

You probably did not hear much about the International Education and Strategy Conference for 9/11 Truth beforehand. That's because the Shadow Government (or "SG" as those in the "know" refer ot it) did not want you to come and learn the Truth about 9/11, Kennedy's Ghost, and Condi's secret spawn, Damien. Nevertheless, 500 of us gathered at the Embassy Suites out by O'Hare Airport (where the black drones are controlled from) to meet and share information. Of course, all the rooms were bugged by the SG, so we had to talk in code, but the free breakfast was awesome.

One of the highlights of the weekend was Dr. C.K. Crowley's (not his real name) report on the SG's plan to allow Israel to colonize the Moon and reap the enormous profits from strip mining the diamond core of that orb. Although this plan has long been known, Dr. Crowley's photographic proof of the plot was quite impressive.

Of course, as Dr. Crowley explained, none of this can happen until Nixon can be done away with, but the SG hasn't been able to defeat the the former's personal force field generator (given to him by Sun Yung Moon after Nixon attempted to expose the SG, which is why Bobby Kennedy had to die.)

Expect to learn more about this in the coming weeks as we prepare to expose the November "elections." (You are going to be shocked about how Deibold is using Z-Rays to control voters using electronic balloting.)

Right now, I've got to sign off. I see the SG has been monitoring Sitemeter and has nearly got a fix on me.

Keep searching, folks. The Truth is still out there.


portia said...

This kind of stuff reminds me of a t-shirt I saw once: "I used to be schizophrenic but we're OK now."

You are beginning to scare me. Both of you.

Anonymous said...

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm a schizophrenic
And so am I

(that doesn't rhyme, but none of us care, so foo!)

Mr. rdr, you're being a bit too clever here. The black helicopters are coming!

-Don Brouhaha

Cassandra said...

I had visions, I was in them
I was looking into the mirror
To see a little bit clearer
The rottenness and evil in me

Fingertips have memories
And I can't forget the curves of your body
And when I feel a bit naughty
I run it up the flagpole and see
Who salutes, but no-one ever does :)

spd rdr said...

Cassandra! Dude! You are so ME!!!! I had the very same thoughts! But then because I'm not gay, I couldn't make the whole thing work without finally laughing and shooting beer out of my nose.

How embarrassing.
Not for me.
For the Movement.

Cassandra said...

But then because I'm not gay, I couldn't make the whole thing work without finally laughing and shooting beer out of my nose.

This is where a snarky reader would ask innocently, "What thing??? The flagpole?"

Thankfully, I am not a snarky person.

portia said...
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portia said...

(Arrggghh. Why can't I get my links to work? Don't answer that.)

Cass, just be glad it was only beer.

Cassandra said...

I'll refrain from the obvious comment...

No, don't thank me :)

portia said...

No more Mentos for mr. rdr?