Sunday, July 09, 2006

Another Sign of the Apocalypse

Just when you think you've finally heard everything, along comes another swift kick in the nads to convince you that the world is mad.

July 9, 2006
F1 Driver Montoya to Drive in NASCAR
Filed at 11:57 a.m. ET

JOLIET, Ill. (AP) -- Juan Pablo Montoya is leaving the elite Formula One series at the end of the season, bringing star power and international appeal to NASCAR.

Great career move, J.P. Here's your new ride.

So long Monte Carlo!

Hello Talladega!

And say goodbye to your F1 pit babes...

...and hello to your new female fans.

Juan Pablo, you are without question the stupidest man alive.

Just remember to profusely thank everyone on the Chip Gannassi Racing No. 42 Texaco/Havoline Dodge Team for working so hard to put a great car together for you today.



portia said...

"looking for a more enjoyable atmosphere and a new racing challenge"

What a crock. I don't think he had a choice spd. With Alonso going to McLaren, where was he going to go? Back to Williams?

ALl this team hopping is making me dizzy, and confused.

camojack said...

NASCAR?! Actually, my brother is involved in motorcycle racing...