"You'd find it easier to be bad than good if you had red hair," said Anne reproachfully. "People who haven't red hair don't know what trouble is."
-Anne to Marilla in Anne of Green Gables
"While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats."
To one who has long provided me with the best reason to give up early, and often, I wish the happiest of special days.
You are without a doubt the biggest pain in the neck that I have ever known. Mostly because you're righter than me.
And I'm altogether better for the experience.
Happy birthday, Red.