Tuesday, July 25, 2006

To Another Red-Haired Leo On Her Birthday

"You'd find it easier to be bad than good if you had red hair," said Anne reproachfully. "People who haven't red hair don't know what trouble is."
-Anne to Marilla in Anne of Green Gables

"While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats."
-Mark Twain


To one who has long provided me with the best reason to give up early, and often, I wish the happiest of special days.

You are without a doubt the biggest pain in the neck that I have ever known. Mostly because you're righter than me.

And I'm altogether better for the experience.

Happy birthday, Red.

8 comments:

camojack said...

You know a guy called "Red-Haired Leo"? When I let my beard grow, it's red...the part that isn't grey, anyhow.

Mostly, I don't let it grow, nowadays...

Cassandra said...

To my favorite wresting partner, from the one who looks like the pig.. heh. Good thing one of us is still easy on the eyeballs!

****Happy Birthay Portia!*****

And many happy returns of the day! May every wonderful thing you could ever wish for come to you this year :)

You wear it well, woman.

portia said...

You are without a doubt the biggest pain in the neck that I have ever known.

Heh. Never let it be said that we have nothing in common, my friend!

Thank guys. It's a most excellent day, and I feel mahvelous. Thanks to my failing eyesight, I look mahvelous, too:)

Who wants CAKE?

Anonymous said...

What? A Birthday?
Many happy returns!

"..and you look mahvelous too, dahlink, and you know who you are!"

(That spd rdr, what a thoughty guy! :D)

-Don Brouhaha

Cassandra said...

wow. Did I really type "wresting"?

My eyesight is getting worse and worse...even with these stupid supermarket reading glasses I don't see my own typos anymore. They looked cute! Sorry Portia.

I have really got to break down and go to the optometrist. I suppose once every 15 years or so won't kill me.

Cassandra said...

And I want cake. I *always* want cake :)

Chocolate torte. With a thin layer of raspberry inside and whipped cream frosting. Not too sweet either.

Not that I'm picky, mind you.

spd rdr said...

Me cake. Cake. Cake. Me.

Sister Mary Ita said...

mr rdr! step to the front of the class!

Is that icing on your fingers?

Well? Is it?

Heh...