How Hot Is It?

I'll tell you how hot it is. So hot that this afternoon both heels of
my sandals sank into the molten asphalt waiting at the corner
for the light to change. So hot that I saw two fire hydrants fighting
over a dog. So hot that this photo makes me want to unbutton
my blouse that has no buttons. Damn, he's HOT. I mean, damn, it's HOT.
So hot that sometimes wearing nothin' can be a real cool hand.*

Next question.
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* Cool Hand Luke

(Posted by Portia)