Wednesday, July 26, 2006

How To Impress Girls

Take them out and treat them to a nice dinner. And then commit social suicide. Really.

9 comments:

spd rdr said...

Okay, okay.
So "you people" don't want to read about morons making incredibly stupid decisions. Fair enough.

Now....substitute "David" for Harry Reid and the cost of the dinner for "tax breaks for the wealthiest one percent." Shake, stir and guzzle. Things either start to get interesting or so familiar that you get the "whirlies" in bed and barf on over you Mom's quilt.

I deport. You reside.

Anonymous said...

So, spd, how DID you happen to come across this little bit of internet folklore?

-Don Brouhaha

portia said...

Who's David?

I think the poor woman needs to take some lessons from Emily, the billboard babe. Plaster this guys name all over the place and tell the world what a creep he is and...oh, I guess she did that, didn't she?

I sure hope this doesn't turn out to be another
ad campaign
, I'm tired of getting jerked around by these viral marketers. Besides, what happened to all the virile ones?

Pile On® said...

It is probably just really hot in the city. Thats all.

I think they can work this out.

I do. I really do.

portia said...

So where's the graphic for this post, spd? That's half the fun.

Hmmm.

spd rdr said...

I tried for graphics, I really really did And all I could come up with was this snowball in hell.

camojack said...

Having experienced the wild world of Internet dating, I can speak on this subject.

There's frequently a reason (or reasons!) why some people use them. I daresay the vast majority misrepresent themselves, although to be fair, I think it's because a lot of them are delusional...and believe the things they say about themselves.

Anonymous said...

If you can't mis-represent yourself to a stranger in the hopes of getting sexual gratification, WHO can you misrepresent yourself too? :)

-Don Brouhaha

Pile On® said...

Thats the fifty dollar question of the day.

Let's all take a few minutes and ponder it, shall we?