Ted: So who do you like tonight Joe?Joe: Well that blonde over there is lookin' pretty tasty at the moment.
Ted: What is it with you and blondes?
Joe: Well, you know I was married to Marilyn Monroe and...
Ted: Yeah yeah yeah. You and a half-dozen other guys.
Joe: Well at least my kids didn't stick me in a freezer!
Ted: You always got to bring that up! Come on, focus for a minute, will ya' Joe. I'm talking about baseball. The Yankees versus the Red Sox in a end-of-the- season fight to the death.
Joe: I thought we were already dead?
Ted: We are, you flippin' chowderhead! But I'm talking about the Red Sox and the Yankees. Somebody is going to leave Fenway on vacation.
Joe: Oh yeah popsicle boy? Where are they going?
Ted: Home, Joe. They're going home.
Joe: Well, then it'll be a hell of a game won't it?
Ted: A hell of a game, Joe.
Joe: You got beer?
Ted: My place, in a hour.
Joe: I'll be there.
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Note to self:
Do not drink all of the Sam Adams this weekend. Come Monday, you owe Joe a case of it, along with the clam chowder, and that &$#@ Boston Creme Pie you promised.
More notes to self:
No matter how cold it gets in this freezer, do not bet against the Yankees.
NEW BASEBALL SEASON STARTS TOMORROW.
New baseball season?
What am I missing here? All I know is we're tied up, and our threesome is one loss away from being a two-way. (Hmmmm....) I think Giambi's "Bill Buckner" moment has completed eliminated any chance he had of climbing out the hole he's been in the last year. Bast*rd.
Me? I'm channeling Roger Maris for luck, on this the day of 61 in '61.
More beer, Ted. Now.
NY Times has some good photos from last night's game, including this one. I love that Fenway still employs a scoreboard keeper...even if the number sucks:)
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