Ted: So who do you like tonight Joe?
Joe: Well that blonde over there is lookin' pretty tasty at the moment.
Ted: What is it with you and blondes?
Joe: Well, you know I was married to Marilyn Monroe and...
Ted: Yeah yeah yeah. You and a half-dozen other guys.
Joe: Well at least my kids didn't stick me in a freezer!
Ted: You always got to bring that up! Come on, focus for a minute, will ya' Joe. I'm talking about baseball. The Yankees versus the Red Sox in a end-of-the- season fight to the death.
Joe: I thought we were already dead?
Ted: We are, you flippin' chowderhead! But I'm talking about the Red Sox and the Yankees. Somebody is going to leave Fenway on vacation.
Joe: Oh yeah popsicle boy? Where are they going?
Ted: Home, Joe. They're going home.
Joe: Well, then it'll be a hell of a game won't it?
Ted: A hell of a game, Joe.
Joe: You got beer?
Ted: My place, in a hour.
Joe: I'll be there.