Monday, February 27, 2006

Osama bin Cuddlin'

Perhaps we're mistaken about Osama bin Laden being a vicious mass-murdering pyscopath. According to one Australian taxi driver, Osama is nothing more than a big, lovable teddy bear who likes his beard scratched.

The former Melbourne taxi driver convicted this week of receiving cash from al-Qaeda has told of his meetings with Osama bin Laden, and how the world's most-wanted man had a softer side.

"You know, he didn't mind being hugged, but kisses he didn't like," says Jack Thomas, the 32-year-old Werribee father of three who trained under the al-Qaeda leader in Afghanistan just months before the September 11, 2001, strike on the United States.


But then, we already
know that everybody
needs a hug...

Don't we ever.


KJ said...

A taxi driver. Whoduthunkit?

I'll bet he's a spooner too. The virgins in heaven will love him.

spd rdr said...

I still struggling for the answer as to who this moron would have thought would be the one to hug his own three children.

I may be shallow, but that is bottomless.

Cassandra said...

I am still struggling for an answer to that crochet link.