My favorite Texan, and educator, Professsor Pile On, has decided that the longer he keeps blogging, the further away we are from a cure for hangovers. And so the good Professor will turn his full attention to the issue, and hopefully, publish his findings within my lifetime.
Faced with such a void in the advancement of public amusement, please allow me to suggest alternative uses for Prof. On's computer. First may I recommend the Apple G3 Beer Convertor Kit, pictured at left, and available for most Intel Powered processors running Windows XP. It's a great way to chill out while waiting for your next random thought to gel into something worth writing about, or wait for windows to reboot after a hard freeze.
And, of course, we don't want to forget our recovering friends, either.
(Hint: Always pick the one in the middle.)
Let's not forget that even though after blogging a computer is no longer a necessary implement in your life, its components still can provide a valuable everyday service.
You'll be slicing tomatoes and onions paper-thin in mere minutes!
But what about that monitor? It's now nothing more than a big hunk of junk squatting in the middle of your desk. And, hey, now that you're not blogging any more, you're going to need that desk space for scrapbooking! Well here's a handy use for that useless fat sucka!
Separation, however is key to prevent cross-channel interference.
Of course, never forget that all those software discs you've saved ofver the years make great surprise gifts to facially unimpaired.
(I like the brunette...a lot.)
There's a point to all this lurking somewhere, but its buried beneath the lame bullshit that is the whole point of Heigh-ho.
Let's just say that my bud Pile On will be...missed...by those of us that couldn't hit a broad barnside with a 105 MM snark cannon.
But let it also be said that he'd better damned well not go missing.