Uh oh. You did buy that vacation insurance, didn't you? If not, take lots of board games with you, and your digital camera...you can live-blog IRENE. Cool!
Look here ladies, I'm not the least bit worried about a stupid feakin' hurricane ruining the only goddamn vacation I'll have this year. I'm concerned about the damage such an event might do to the fragile barrier island ecosystem. That, and the fact that there will be teensager moaning all over the place about how bored they are because its raining, therefore they simply must go shopping. Hence the price of the vaction increases six-fold.
Easy fix, spd: Add the rum to the tequila. That'll cut down on the moaning--and the shopping--until morning. Lather, rinse and repeat as needed. I suggest you do the same.
I've got even better things, Portia. I've got BOOKS that I've been dying to read. I just wanted to look all bronzed and freckled when I came back in order to wow the ladies who drop by Heigh-ho. You know, a real stud tan.
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Uh oh. You did buy that vacation insurance, didn't you? If not, take lots of board games with you, and your digital camera...you can live-blog IRENE. Cool!
You're absolutely right Cass, spd shouldn't worry...rum works, tequila does, too.
Look here ladies, I'm not the least bit worried about a stupid feakin' hurricane ruining the only goddamn vacation I'll have this year. I'm concerned about the damage such an event might do to the fragile barrier island ecosystem. That, and the fact that there will be teensager moaning all over the place about how bored they are because its raining, therefore they simply must go shopping. Hence the price of the vaction increases six-fold.
And I blame Bush.
Gee spd, were you ever a boyscout? Just be prepared. And if the teenagger starts getting to you, feed it some until it sleeps.
We were recently in the same area; Corolla, NC to be exact. Have a great time!
Easy fix, spd: Add the rum to the tequila. That'll cut down on the moaning--and the shopping--until morning. Lather, rinse and repeat as needed. I suggest you do the same.
Pooke, I just may be in love with you.
I've got even better things, Portia. I've got BOOKS that I've been dying to read. I just wanted to look all bronzed and freckled when I came back in order to wow the ladies who drop by Heigh-ho. You know, a real stud tan.
Three words, spd: Pray for rain:)
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