Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Baseball Season Officially Open

Hello Johnny,
Yes hello Johnny,
It's so nice to see you going
oh-for-four.

I see the fans yelling,
Red Sox pride swelling,
cause they know the big man's 'bout to swing and
slam the door

I feel the stands swaying
hear that tune playing
Oh yes I love that Dirty Water
our vic'try song!

So, get a clue, Johnny,
we never gonna forgive you, Johnny

Red Sox Nation's out to win,
Grab that Big Ring once again,
Johnny you'll never know the thrill
AGAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

5 comments:

portia said...

There's another Brooklyn term for someone like you:
wisenheimer.

Congrats, on your win. See you in next week in da Bronx. I can't wait to hear what ditty you'll be humming then. Something by Cole Porter perhaps?

It was just one of those things,
just one of those crazy strings,
one of those scores that now and then sings,
It was just one of those things.

It was just one of those nights,
just one of rare sights,
a trip to moon on Papi's wings,
It was just one of those things.

If I thought a bit 'bout the end of it before calling you clown,
I'd have been aware that our winning streak was too hot not to cool down.
So, you win, dear, and amen! Here's hoping we meet now and then.
It was great fun, but it was just one of those things!

spd rdr said...

Heh. All I know is that the Sox lead the series 1-0, and Damon hasn't gotten a hit off of us. Reason to crow, even if only for a day.

Anonymous said...

Bronson Arroyo, 5-0 for the Reds this season after beating the Cards last night.

Thanks, Bosox nation. Hope you get Coco Crispy back REAL soon.

Heh.

-Don Brouhaha

spd rdr said...

Don't even get me started on Arroyo, Dan. Sometimes even the BoSox make trade errors. (Lefty Grove comes to mind.)

camojack said...

BoSox=BoTox?

Bein' from Philly, I'm a Phillies fan...on principle. Went to a game weekend before last too, I did.

Oh yeah, and they actually won...