Thursday, May 25, 2006

Under Construction

I don't wish to detract from HH's extremely interesting dialogue concerning the the NYT, the NSA , or Bush (stay with me here....) and I mean that sincerely because I think the exchange here has been fabulous, and I will do my part to make sure it continues. But....

Butt [sic] as a guest blogger, and one who had a hand in crafting the questions to Sunday's poll, I am mindful of its results--as well as Pile On's needs--so I thought it would be benefecial to offer up results while I gather my thoughts, and craft my arguments in response to spd' s and Don's stinging "Truth and Consequences" retorts below.

Lest HH's current Management rap my knuckles (again) because it thinks I am pandering to its readership, or worse, its claim that Portia is delaying her "yet to be framed constitutional arguments," I say you're right. She is. I am. We are.

Heh. Therein lies the beauty of Amerika, folks, and all its, um, cheekiness. [Rim shot] Thankfully, we live in a country where Portia doesn't have to hesitate to publish four-color secrets about which the world should know, and which a handful may claim rise to the level of classified information, or worse, reveal National Pastime secrets (after baseball, of course.)

Is anybody listening to a freakin' word I'm saying????

Just as I expected:)

Note to Management: I promise to connect the dots between asses, freedom of speech, and iPods. Well...I promise to connect at least two our of the three. Stay tuned.

Now, where were we?

10 comments:

spd rdr said...

Where "we" were is contemplating changing our password.

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portia said...

Too late:)

Pile On® said...

Wow, that poor dear needs some pockets or something.

Anonymous said...

The password is FUN! :@)

-Don 'oinker' Brouhaha

portia said...

Heh, thanks Don, that's two days you get a Portia KISS.

Not sure I'm not out of the woods yet...I think he's trying to figure out whether to change the password to a four or five-etter word:)

a former european said...

The "under construction" sign is not necessary. That young lady is fully built, IMHO.

spd rdr said...

Patience. Zen. Beer.

Soon enough, friends, the Battle.







Golly, I just love it when I sound so, so masculine! I could just eat me all up! Yes?

portia said...

Chutzpah. Feng shui. Vodka.
Indeed.

camojack said...

Is that a skid mark/nicotine stain/bacon strip (choose your euphemism) in those bikini bottoms?!